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Jimmy Kimmel leaped back into the debate over health policy on Thursday, urging Congress to fund the Children’s Health Insurance Program without tying it to a short-term spending bill. He used a favorite character to illustrate his point: the petulant barista.
“This is a program that’s supported overwhelmingly by both parties, Republicans and Democrats, and all Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell had to do is put it up for a vote, and it would have been a done deal,” Mr. Kimmel said. “But they decided to use it as a bargaining tool instead. And now we’re on the brink of the whole government shutting down.”
His assessment grazes past key details — and it didn’t account for the fact that on Thursday night, the House passed a bill that would fund CHIP for six years. But he is right that Congress has failed to renew this broadly popular program since it expired in September.
Mr. Kimmel also noted that President Trump had sent out a surprising tweet on Thursday, expressing support for extending CHIP indefinitely, rather than as part of a stopgap measure.
“Which happens to be 100 percent correct, but also happens to be 100 percent the opposite of what the White House said yesterday. So now these guys don’t know what to do — especially because it’s unclear whether the president understands that CHIP is a government program, and not a bag of cookies whose last name is Ahoy.” — JIMMY KIMMEL