Neither Mr. Colbert nor Mr. Franco mentioned an episode in 2014 in which text messages posted on Imgur suggested he had attempted to seduce a 17-year-old girl. Nor did they mention a tweet from an actress who said she had felt pressured into doing nude film shoots for $100 a day.
Mr. Franco instead promised reconciliation. When Mr. Colbert asked him how he planned to achieve it, and whether he would seek clarity from the women off social media, he did not have a direct answer. “If there’s restitution to be made, I will make it,” Mr. Franco said. “I’m here to listen and learn and change my perspective where it’s off.”
O Say, Can You Sing?
Late-night hosts watched incredulously as video footage from the N.C.A.A. championship football game appeared to show President Trump mouthing along awkwardly to parts of the national anthem.
“Trump sings the national anthem the way the rest of us sing ‘Despacito.’” — SETH MEYERS
“No way he wins lip-sync battle with a performance like that. The only part of the song he remembers is ‘red glare,’ because that’s also the shade of fake tanner he uses.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (U2 Edition)
“U2 frontman Bono said in a new interview that he thinks music has gotten too ‘girlie.’ Well, you know what they say, opinions are like U2 albums: Even when you don’t want ’em, Bono’s gonna give ’em to you.” — SETH MEYERS
“I read about a company that’s working on technology that would let your pet video chat with you. It’s fun to get a video chat from your dog, but depressing to watch your cat decline your call.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I want to say congratulations to Alabama, who overcame a 13-point deficit to win the college football national championship. I’m just happy to say the words ‘Alabama’ and ‘13,’ and not be talking about Roy Moore.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Kobi Libii of “The Opposition” sought out the “insurgent refugee” population that he was sure he’d find in Idaho.
Jimmy Fallon has a special fondness for terrible music.
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Saoirse Ronan, winner of a Golden Globe on Sunday for her starring role in “Lady Bird,” will talk to Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday.
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A fight has broken out over the rights to the playwright Arthur Miller’s archive.